hey girl

I should probably be doing something productive but instead I live on tumblr.

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Source: gamegrrl, via findingnemointhepussy)

(via your-natioonal-anthem)

(Source: mynameispride, via udontknowher14)

Who gives a shit if you don’t finish college. Who gives a shit if you marry young. Who gives a shit if you say ‘fuck the world’ and go against everything your parents want. Do what makes YOU happy. And don’t you dare give a shit about what anybody else thinks.

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via perks-of-being-chinese)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via loweryourgaze)

alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

(via pondering-duplexes)

me at home:i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away:I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

legalmeth:

ok mom if you’re going to scream my name the least you could fucking do is respond to me when i say “WHAT” 20 times

(via schnabeltierp)

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via orgasm)

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